Absolution coming to a computer near to you

Everybody knows the little lies, exaggerations and frailties, that make us human. But if you want to be truthful, your little sins can bug you and impede your peace of mind. For those, who want to ease their mind and soul, absolution is near. The Absolute Absolver is sort of a digital detergent for the little black spots on your soul. Just confess and you will be forgiven (*).

Just follow @Absolver on Twitter

(*) Disclaimer
Absolute Abolution excludes: serious crimes, war crimes, crimes against humanity, severy cases of bankrupcy and other justicible misdeeds. In heavy cases please consult a priest, rabbhi or shaman.

How does it work? Follow @Absolver on twitter

To gain absolute absolution is easy. Just follow Absolver on Twitter. Henceforth Absolver will listen to your sins and grant absolution. When you follow Absolver just post your sin to twitter like this:

@Absolver I went out with my friends boozing instead of learning for my exams and now I feel guilty.

Absolver will ponder your misdemeanor and grant absolution on the twitter timeline.

Please take notice that your misdemeanor will be made public. Confessing in public is part of the absolution process.